Sheryl Crow

I’ve never felt the need to have the latest and greatest when it comes to popular music, since, as I’ve noted previously, so much of it is garbage. In fact, I tend to wait longer than many people, so I can rely on early adopters to filter good music from bad for me. If, after a few months (or years), Metallica’s Black album, for example, still holds up, and I still like “The Unforgiven”, well, then it might be a good time to get it. Of course, this approach also tends to save me a lot of cash as well, not just in terms of accidentally buying stuff I won’t like, but also due to the fact that I can get it used.

It is with this philosophy firmly in place that I finally picked up Sheryl Crow’s title album. (Well, got it for Christmas, actually, but who’s counting.) The vetters were right; this is good stuff.

The big question, of course, is whether you should read the rest of this (admittedly long) post; it has been twelve years since this album came out. Yeah, maybe there’s nothing here that hasn’t been said already; but if you like SC, you can groove to shared appreciation, and if you don’t maybe I can change your mind.

Moving on: SC is good for a lot of different reasons. First off, she’s a good songwriter, and that’s rare among popular musicians. Second, her music has…something. Grit? Earthiness? Not sure, but whatever it is, there’s power in her songs. Force.

Maybe Angels opens the CD, and its opening power-chorded fourth drops us straight into that bluesy strength that’s so fascinating. There’s a sense here, and in all of her songs, of authenticity. Here, the lyrics, music, all of it, points toward a woman who really is “too wise to believe her eyes/cause all [she] sees just terrifies [her]”, and is waiting for the real thing (angels, aliens, whatever, really) to come and take her away into a world of real truth. And what a great way to open a popular music CD: no lyrics about loving a guy who doesn’t love her back, or not loving a guy who loves her, or wanting to get with a guy. Actual songwriting; how cool is that? It’s also a great showcase of SC’s awesome voice; she doesn’t have the range of a Mariah Carey or the capabilities for “vocal histronics” (love that phrase) so evident in American Idol contestants, but it’s one of the most authentic singing voices I’ve heard. When vibrato is needed, we get vibrato, but when frustration and fear needs to be sung, we get the growls, shouts, and voice-cracking we need. And this song is good evidence for a theme of SC’s music in general: fearlessness. From making a nonpopular song, or sounding bad (a more calculating performer, for instance, would never have let a Moog within ten feet of this song, but it figures prominently, and works well, in it), or screwing things up. Powerful stuff.

Sheryl Crow was interviewed on Fresh Air recently. She grew up Missouri, happily, in a musical family. (And she still has an amazingly pronounced (ugh) Missouruh accent. Yet another example of the universality of music; her (and almost anyone’s) accent is subsumed when singing). And yet you’d never know it here; the growling guitar and howling Sheryl fit perfectly with someone who grew up hard, is scared and really just wants to believe. Again: authenticity.

A Change is track two. I’m a lyrics fanatic, and I’m usually pretty good about ferreting out a/the meaning of a song, but the first verse of this song still stumps me. Rich miser? Guy named Feedback? Not sure, but apparently he could use A Change. Same with the second verse: aging, fake ex-beauty queen? Not-so-subtle indictment of the Britney of her time? (Heh, probably Britney herself.) And the first part of the third: wakeup call to fanboys? People who otherwise get lost in fantasy? I get the sense that this is one of those songs written about people she knows, but that we don’t necessarily. The last verse, though, is undiluted, understandable, awesome:

I’ve been thinking about catching a train
Leave the phone machine by the radar range
“Hello it’s me
I’m not at home
If you’d like to reach me
Leave me alone.”

Radar ranges are usually out in the desert: they’re where the military practices blowing stuff up. So not only is the answering machine message itself sufficiently (and wryly) insular, the machine on which it’s recorded is doomed to neglect, rust, and eventual obliteration. I can’t remember when I last heard better imagery for checking out. Again though; how is this related to needing a change? And was it meant to be? Questions, questions.

Still, though a great song. A good example, though, of one of my biggest problems with Sheryl Crow; it’s very tough to tell just how cruel she’s being to her subjects. Okay, yeah, it’s easy to make fun of people that want to check out, or people that don’t but maybe should, but if the only point of your song is “You suck and I don’t, haha”, then, well, you have a pretty poor song. I get the sense she has some sympathy with her subjects, or maybe she’s really criticizing parts of herself, but I’m just not sure enough that songs like this bother me a bit.

“Home” is next, and again, it’s nice to not have to listen to a song by a popular musician that’s not about the sex, breaking up, or getting-together parts of love. Here’s a song about love where everything goes perfectly, for the first year or two. After ten years or so, “What it means to give your life/To just one man” isn’t wonderful; it’s passionless, imprisoning, and stultifying. (“No bees, no butterflies”, “I made a promise/Said it every day/Now I’m reading romance novels/And dreaming of yesterday.” “Everything I wanted/Is now driving me away”). We’ve all heard songs about love growing cold, but I’ll take good lyrics in service to a common theme any day.

“Sweet Rosalyn” is about a girl “during a wild streak in her life”. SC? Someone she knows? A part of her personality that never actually came out? Probably doesn’t matter; here’s just a fun story about a wild girl. Have to wonder, again, just how much cruelty is going on here, but it’s still a good ride. And the second verse, of course, is just hilarious:

She got a number off the bathroom wall
She was looking for good times so she made the call
Got a strangely calm voice on the other line
Sneaky little priest trying to reach out to swine…
“Seems to me your zeal for this life
Has been wearing a little thin”

Makes me wonder just how many bathroom wall numbers for which that’s true…

“If It Makes You Happy”. Also from the Fresh Air interview: SC is one of those people that just doesn’t get down (in the dumps). And I can absolutely see her doing just what the singer does in this song; going to a friend’s house that does get down, to cheer him/her up. (Again.) With escapism

I’ve been a long, long way from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitoes

We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo’s rifle
Marilyn’s shampoo
and Benny Goodman’s corset and pen

then humor

Well, o.k., I made this up

then perseverance

I told you I would never give up

and changing the environment

Bring you comics in bed
Scrape the mold off the bread
And serve you French Toast again

And through it all is the exasperation people who don’t get down sometimes feel for those that do:

If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad

Who knows if SC has ever done this; it’s sure written as if she has. And that, of course, is the awesome part. One last note: the first part of the chorus? (If it makes you happy/It can’t be that bad)? People who get down, for various reasons, often reject the very things that would bring them out of their funks. That’s a pretty subtle thing to notice, and a nice touch to the lyric.

Yeah, yeah, I got this CD because of “Every Day is a Winding Road”. But the more I listened to the CD, the more I liked “Redemption Day”, and it’s among my favorite SC songs now. And the reason is that’s a tremendously-well executed twist on a common theme. The theme is redemption, and we usually think of redemption as the unfairly downtrodden finally getting the good that they deserve. The twist is this: what about the other side? What about those in power who abuse it? Especially when they know the evil of their actions? (Those who’ve gone/Into rooms of grief and suffered wrong/But keep on killing) Shouldn’t they reap what they sow as well? Yes. There’s a train that’s headed straight to Heaven’s Gate, but it’s not filled with just the good who’ll be rewarded; it carries the evil who will be judged. “And on the way/Child and man/And woman…watch and wait”. What are they waiting for? I think they’re waiting for the other, overlooked but vital, part of redemption: the guilty will be punished.

(Interesting tidbit: the lyrics say “…train that’s headed straight to Heaven’s Gate”, but on the song, it sounds like she’s saying “…train that’s headed straight at Heaven’s Gate). One little word, but it completely changes the feeling of the line; Heaven’s Gate is now less of a destination, and more something to be overcome. Or broken. In any case, the train and the Gate now have a more antagonistic relationship. Considering its partially-unrepentant cargo, that’s probably quite accurate. Extremely subtle change, but extremely powerful result.

The guilty are legion: those who watch the “fire that rages in the streets” that “swallows everything it meets”, and do nothing (“it’s just an image often seen on television”). Those powerful in politics and government (“leaders…you men of great”), who have nothing to give but false morality (“your many virtues laid to waste”), ineffectual (condescending?) help (“throw us a bone but save the plate”), and self-serving destruction (Was there no oil to excavate/No riches in trade for the fate/For every person who died in hate). This last is especially powerful, coming at the end of the verse, with each line past the first having the same melodic and lyric structure, and extending the verse beyond the others. It comes across as a litany of accusation: “You’re guilty of this. And this. And this. And this!”

This is just amazing stuff; I’ve listened to Redemption Day tens of times, and just reading through the lyrics for this post is sending chills down my spine.

The last verse is tougher to grok. (It’s buried in the countryside/Exploding into shells at night/It’s everywhere a baby cries/Freedom). My best guess is that this is another neat variation on a common theme: we have all have the freedom to be evil as well as virtuous. That’s a good end for a song, and a good thing to consider in general.

One other thing: this song is an excellent example of one of the things I really like about SC: her ability to subsume all parts of a song to its theme. Her lyrics and music don’t have the sheer complexity of a Bach or Paul Simon, but everything she does do usually serves the song. The song is primarily driven by a single brush loop (shooka shooka shooka shooka…) and guitar riff (bum badum dum badabum), that powerfully evoke the image of an implacable, unstoppable, onrushing train. Marvelous.

“Hard to Make a Stand” is next. Apparently SC was eating in a cafe, and the subject of the first verse was there: a homeless man who hands out flowers, and wrote out “I’m not here, and you’re not here”. It’s a great setup for the song; he really is “a walking celebration” not for Creation, but “Mis-creation”, the parts of the universe that just aren’t right. There’s more that isn’t right in the second verse: the singer’s friend is “shot down in the road”, and the papers laugh about it. (Of course, you can’t help but laugh when they do: the friend “went to take care of her own body”, and after the shooting “looked up before she went, and said “This isn’t really what I meant””. The paper’s response? “Two with one stone”. Ouch. But still funny.)

Editor’s note: in spite of trying not to, I went online and looked up this song to see if anyone else had thought about the meaning of this verse. I couldn’t find the original source, but some people said that the second verse has to do with abortion. If that’s the case, her friend “went to take care of her own body”, i.e., have an abortion, but was “shot down in the road” by abortion protesters on the way in, and the papers were referring to the unborn child and mother as the “two”, instead of the the friend and her desire to “take care of her own body”. In that case, the verse is decidedly unfunny. I suppose that’s possible, but I still think my interpretation fits a bit better. “Take care of her own body” makes me think of a trip to the gym, or the plastic surgeon. And getting “shot down in the road” implies a randomness I just don’t see from abortion protesters in front of a clinic. And the friend’s final words (“This isn’t really what I meant”) are awfully irreverent for an assumed abortion-related shooting.

Third verse; more evidence of things gone wrong: noise and fear (“loud guitars and big suspicions”), implements of destruction put to poor use (“great big guns and small ambitions”).

And the singer’s response: “Hey there, Miscreation, bring a flower, time is wasting”, and “…”we all need a revelation”. Help us out Miscreation? Perhaps. Here’s an amazing thing, though; this song was a megahit; it was played over and over, not the least because it’s, in addition to all that lyrical meat, a rocking song. How cool is that?

As noted before, I actually put this CD on my Christmas list because of “Every Day is a Winding Road”. It still holds up: the verses are still hilarious: the “vending machine repairman” she rides with is “high on intellectualism”, who’s “been down this road” not just before, but “more than twice”, and has a “daughter that he calls Easter” but “was born on a Tuesday night”. Again, you can’t help but wonder how much of this is laughing with him versus laughing at him, but all this strangeness does do a great job at reinforcing the singer’s sense of isolation: “stranger in her own life”. In spite of all this, though, everyday she gets a little “closer to feeling fine”.

And the music itself is still awesome: the (electric guitar?) amped to sound like a kazoo that plays the simple but addictive six-note riff that pervades the song, and the drum track (bap bap bap badabadabap bap badabadabada bap) that drives it, which is among the rockingest I’ve ever heard. It’s times like hearing this song that make me want to learn to play the drums, just so I can have as much as fun as drummer here is obviously having. I do note that this drum loop appears quite a few times elsewhere in the album; I’m guessing it was done because of the “if you’ve got a good thing go with it” rationalization.

Next up is “Love is a Good Thing”, another neat song with a twist: in a world where our children “kill each other” at schools where the “metal detector [has] just been installed”, where people hide in fear to keep from seeing something they “wish they hadn’t seen”, where politicians who “don’t like the way you live your life” “bring them up bring them down for the good of the system”, and where “justice is a fading light”, how about an alternative? How about love? Why? Because “love is a good thing”, and that’s a perfectly sufficient reason.

Of course, this song was a megahit as well, for all the standard reasons; catchy tune, good production, easily-digestible, sung by a hottie, etc. But isn’t it great that it can be appreciated on this whole other level, just for the deftness of its writing?

“Oh, Marie” Though the subject in this song appears to be “wild” from the singer’s perspective in general, and not just for a time, and though the singer appears to idolize the subject a bit more, I can’t help but think this song is along much the same lines as “Sweet Rosalyn”. It seems a bit fillerish for that reason. Still though, it has a gem of a line: “need is love/and love is need”. So anything you really can’t live without is something you love, and love is something you can’t live without. Interesting thoughts, and well put.

This post is burgeoning, I’m tiring, and the CD moves into not-quite-as-great filler-y songs, so I’ll finish up quickly: “Superstar” is about women who need celebrity, and what happens when they lose the looks that make it possible. “The Book” appears to be the singer’s (SC’s own?) reaction to having a torrid love affair appear as a tell-all book, and “Ordinary Morning” appears to be another song in the same vein of “Home”, in which the singer thinks about how her life is going off course. All solid songs, though.

“Leaving Las Vegas” is probably still my favorite SC song (I was shocked when I discovered that she was never actually a down-and-out Vegas dancer who gets so fed up with her life she changes it; it’s that authentic a song), but I sure am glad I got this album.

Even if it only took twelve years.

This. Is. Marketplace.

Marketplace is coming to West Virginia Public Radio! I first started listening to NPR in 1998 after moving away from the state. In every place I’ve lived since then (California, Florida, Ohio, Indiania, Louisiana, and Arizona), Marketplace, with its sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but always interesting coverage of financial news has been there.

But it’s never been in West Virginia Public Radio’s schedule, and that’s the only way to get NPR in Morgantown.

Until now. Even better, the World is going to 3-4 PM to free up space for Marketplace; I’ll lose an hour of classical music, but I’ll get an extra hour awesome NPR news coverage. I can always hook up my CD player or Treo for classical music in the car, but quality stories I had to wait until 4 PM to hear.

Not any more. Can’t wait, can’t wait…

Of Christmas Lights

Christmas lights around a door

This year, for the first time, I hung Christmas lights on my door. Also for the first time, I threw a dinner party. Later today, I’ll be throwing a New Year’s Eve party.

The lights look good. The dinner party went well. The party most likely will go well.

For 20 years, people seemed to be mostly stupid, cruel, and amoral, and I had no desire to do any of the things those kinds of people found fun.

But gradually, though, I’ve come to realize that there are quite a few people out there who are decent and interesting, and who it’d be nice to hang out with. And also that the only way to be around them, and find more of them, is to get myself out there. So I’m attending parties. And throwing them.

And hanging Christmas lights.

A small step, sure, but it’s mine. And it feels good.

The Wailin’ Jennys

I’m an avid music fan, and I’ll listen to most any genre, as long as it has quality. To me, quality implies musicality and to some extent production, but most importantly it means songwriting skill, especially in the lyrics: if a group can write great lyrics, I’m almost always a fan. That being said, though, my standards for “good” are pretty high. Most of what gets on the major Billboard Top 40s makes my teeth grate. You can’t make good music out of formulaic, unimaginative music, regardless of how loud you record it, how slickly you produce it, or how often you replace it.

All else being equal I tend to listen most to high-end popular music, nerd rock, and classical. Three favorite artists? Paul Simon, They Might Be Giants, Mozart. Paul Simon because I don’t know of a better singer-songwriter alive or dead. They Might Be Giants, because, though I haven’t liked any of their later live band albums as much as their earlier accordion/guitar/synth albums, the Fathers of Nerd Rock Shall Not Be Denied. Mozart because, well, he’s Mozart. I’ve never heard any other composer able to make such incredible music sound so effortless.

I usually buy or receive on birthdays/Christmas about 10 new albums a year, and when I’m not listening to them, I listen to NPR. Car Talk is hilarious, All Things Considered/Morning Edition/Weekend Edition is just all-around excellent, and then there are tens more hours a week of stimulating, interesting, and moving programming. When I’m driving around, if I’m listening to the radio, I’m almost assuredly listening to NPR.

And sometimes, of course, A Prairie Home Companion is on. Do I wish that it was 20 years ago, and it didn’t seem like Garrison Keillor was running low on fresh ideas for the monologue? Sure, but how can you blame him? He’s been doing this for decades. And let’s be honest here; it’s still one of the best programs, in any medium, out there. It would take giga-American Idols to equal the quality in one APHC On An Off Night.

Early this year, I was driving around on a Saturday evening, turned on NPR, and APHC was on. It turned out to be a compilation show, combining memorable skits and acts from the past few years. One of which was three voices who very nearly blew me out of my seat: The Wailin’ Jennys.

The first thing I noticed (and I’m not alone) about them (Ruth Moody, soprano; Nicky Mehta, mezzo-soprano; Cara Luft (2002-2004), Annabelle Chvostek (2004-2007), Heather Masse (2007-present), alto) is their vocal harmony, so good it’s almost heartbreaking. They only sang three songs, but that I was all I needed: I was hooked. I scoured the Internet for info, bought the albums (sadly, only two so far, at least here in the US), pored over the lyrics, and listened to the songs. Lots.

And gradually it became clear that the best three-part harmony I’d ever heard was only the start of why this group is so amazing. For starters, they play multiple instruments, from guitar to harmonica to upright bass. Even better, they almost entirely write their own songs, and the songs have meat in them; you can read the lyrics and not feel like you’ve just gotten dumber. Even more importantly, it’s obvious they enjoy making music. Most importantly however, is the fact that all this is in just one group: three extremely talented individuals, doing what they enjoy, and making the rest of us much happier for it.

When I find something that I really like, it’s hard not to proselytize about it to everyone around me, and my brother, admittedly, gets the brunt of this. (He tries to get me to like bands he hears on rock stations, and I try to get him to like bands I hear on NPR. We’re sometimes forced to admit the other has a point.) Overflowing with musical elation, I told him all about the Jennys. He’d listened to them a bit before, and said they sounded good, but I didn’t hear enough zeal from him, so I sat him down to watch what I thought was most likely to convert him: a YouTube video of One Voice, a song which is an excellent introduction to their musicality, harmony, and songwriting. He watched it, and I must say he did an admirable job of not looking bored. When it was finished, I asked what he thought.

“You didn’t tell me they were cute, too.”

Sigh. Yes, Ben, they’re cute as well. :)

The Power of Images

Until now, it had only been an abstract policy debate to me. This latest cover from The Week magazine changed all that, however:

How can any nation do this to a human being?

Especially when the evidence is overwhelming that the information it elicits isn’t accurate?
Especially when every credible expert in this field unequivocally calls this torture?
Especially when that which it purports to decrease, terrorism, is only incited in the minds of those disgusted by the hypocrisy of a nation that would preach “justice” and yet do this?

We’re the good guys. We’ve been the good guys for fifty years. We still can be. But:

It doesn’t matter if the one being tortured is man or woman, white-skinned or dark-skinned, Christian or Muslim or Jew or atheist, American citizen or no. We must be better than this.

House Demolition

I watched the demolition of a house today. It was unequivocally awesome.

Two WVU students were sent to the hospital recently when the roof on which they were sitting collapsed. This focused a bunch of attention on the state of off-campus student housing, and as a result property inspectors are out in force; fines are being levied, and a few houses have even been condemned.

I wasn’t thinking about any of this as I walked across town this afternoon; my brain was full with stress from multiple looming projects at school, and I was in a pretty rotten and introspective mood because of it. Imagine my surprise, then, to wake up from my introversion to the sound of crashing masonry: just across the street, barely 50 feet away, a massive excavator was tearing a house apart. I walked a little further until I could find a good perch, then just watched, for almost an hour.

The first thing that struck me was the size and power of the machine they were using. I noted its model number and looked it up afterward, and what I was watching was actually a Kobelco 235SR LC Short Radius Hydraulic Excavator. You can find lots of information about it here, but what really amazed me as I was looking at it was the sheer power of the thing, especially the arm. This is what the arm did (under the skill of an obviously skilled and experienced driver): first it gripped a wall (using an opposable thumblike attachment attached to the bucket head), and then ripped it from the rest of the house. Then, the bucket obliterated everything (floors, rooms) behind where the wall was. Then, the operator used the bucket to tamp down the just-entropied materials into a ramp. Then the excavator drove onto the newly created excavator-roadway, and just by mashing the arm into the ground, raised the front of the excavator off the ground, allowing it to turn in place and start all over again.

23,200, ladies and gentlemen. From the Kobelco website, that’s the digging force, in pounds, of this arm. This means that when the arm pushes on something, it pushes on it with a force of over 11 tons. Just watching it work, it was obvious the excavator could easily flip itself over just using the downward force of the arm.

By the time I got there (at around 4:30) half the house was gone. I took these first two pictures (mmm…grainy PDA photos) at around 5 PM:

Excavator

Closeup of an excavator

By 5:30, it looked like this.

Demolished house

Absolutely amazing. It was like watching my childhood Tonka truck dreams come to life. It was so cool I stayed until the house was complete rubble. A couple of other people stayed for a few minutes, but no one else stayed as long as I did. Lightweights.

The only thing that marred the whole experience was that I kept wondering if the police would stop by and tell me to move along, because even watching a public event these days feels like the kind of thing that can put one on an FBI watch list. I realize that there must be a balance between freedom and security, but the pendulum has swung too far. Hopefully it’ll swing back soon.

A Good Day

This is the middle of my sixth year at WVU. Counting summers, this starts my 14th semester. This day, right now, is probably the best first day of classes I’ve ever had.

I woke up early and worked for hours on my website, and enjoyed every minute of it. Then I packed my lunch (which I usually don’t do, which annoys me, because fast food is more expensive), and left early enough that I could just walk around the MountainLair (WVU’s student union) grab the student newspaper, and watch students on their very first day of college ever.

I was five minutes early for class, and once it started, I realized I think I’m going to like the subject matter and professor. After class, I took a nice nap, started organizing all of my scanned pictures (a task I’d been putting off for weeks) then headed down to the Rec Center (WVU’s gym). Though the spinning class I wanted wasn’t offered today (and I forgot that was the case), I still gave myself a nice hard workout on one of the Center’s elliptical machines.

After that, I headed back to the ‘Lair. When I first started at WVU, the tradition after the first day of classes was the Block Party. Thousands of students (and many others, as time went on and its fame grew), converged on Grant Avenue in Sunnyside, and tore the place apart; couches burned, fights broke out, but people had fun. When I was in undergrad (mid 1990’s): the party finally got crazy enough that someone was shot (stabbings, sadly, were already a relatively common occurrence). As news helicopters from 90 miles away (based out of Pittsburgh) filmed the crowds and fires from overhead, and the news of the violence reached the University, it was decided that the Block Party would be permanently shut down.

These days, during the first week of school, anyone who’s even on their porch in Sunnyside is asked to go inside, and no loitering in the area is allowed. In an effort to lure students to something a bit less dangerous when school starts, Fall Fest was instituted: the Lair stays open late, WVU brings in live bands, and no one gets shot. Or stabbed. Or (to the immense relief of the University) filmed as part of a “Look at those crazy WVU students” story that goes national.

It’s FallFest right now. I’m now sitting in the middle of the Lair, surrounded by students, probably most of whom are freshmen. It’s been raining and thunderstorming all day, and the live bands were rained out, so they’re all in here. 1000 people? 2000 people? It’s difficult to say. But they’re all talking, and laughing, and having fun.

And almost therefore by proxy, so am I.

A great ending, for a great day.

Ben’s Best Man Speech

My brother was married last month; I was the best man. I wanted to give a really good toast, so worked long and hard writing it. I think it came out well; here it is:

Hello, everyone; for those of you who don’t know me, I’m Jonathan, Ben’s brother. I’d like to tell you a story about how Ben asked Lynn to marry him, and what happened afterward.

When he first proposed, it was incredibly romantic. They were at Blackwater Falls, which for those of you unfamiliar with it, is a beautiful forest-and-river park near here. They were watching a waterfall, and when Lynn turned around, Ben was down on one knee with a ring in his hand. Water rushed through the falls on one side of them, warm July sunlight filtered down between the leaves on the trees on the other, and Lynn burst into tears and said yes.

Unfortunately, the rest of Ben’s close family (me, and our stepfather Charlie) didn’t find out about all of this for a full nine days. And when we did, it was in a way we never expected. At the time, I was living in Arizona, and Ben and I stayed in touch by calling each other around once a week. We were actually talking about something completely different, and then Ben said, totally offhandedly, “Oh, yeah, by the way, I’m engaged.”

“What?!” I said. And then, of course, I wheedled all the gory details from him: when, where, how, sunlight-filtering, water-falling, etc. And after that, I called Charlie and told him the great news. But I was still in shock. Ben! Engaged! And a week and a half ago!

I was very surprised he had waited so long to tell us: he knew we’d be fully supportive, and we all thought he and Lynn were great together. Why, then, the delay? To this day, Ben himself tells me he’s not sure. Here’s what I think, though: after long months of plotting and planning, Ben had just proposed marriage to someone, and she had said yes! At the time, then, he probably had more important things on his mind than telling his family about it.

So in the end, I was glad he had waited to tell us. Personally, I like to think of the delay in telling us about the proposal as a testament to the resulting wedding’s importance; its “rightness”. Please join me, then, in a toast to the marriage of Ben Mack and Lynn Harden, in hopes that he’ll wait to tell us things like this for many years to come.

Congratulations Ben and Lynn. :)

The Awesomest Formula of Them All

(I wrote this a few weeks ago to practice html formatting tags. It originally went in a “Miscellaneous” portion of the site (now removed). Since it can’t go there any more, it goes best here.)

The awesomest formula of them all.

After four years in aerospace engineering school, one as a math major, 1.5 as a working engineer, five as a helicopter pilot, and 1.5 (and counting) as a computer science graduate student, I know a lot of mathematical formulas. But what, you may be asking, what is the awesomest formula of them all? I humbly submit to you that it’s this one:

e = -1

How can this be so amazing? Think about it for a second: e is the base of the natural logarithm, an irrational number, approximately 2.718. i is the square root of -1, a number which is so mindbendingly impossible (since you can’t take the square root of a negative number) it forms the basis for a class of numbers that are called imaginary numbers. π is the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter, another (and perhaps the most famous) irrational number, at approximately 3.14159. So. Take e, raise it to the power of i times π, and what do you get? -1. One of the most boringly normal numbers out there. And, oh yeah: no matter to what number you raise a positive number (like e), you cannot get a negative number.

Like -1.

Awesome, huh?