{"id":79,"date":"2009-05-25T13:33:57","date_gmt":"2009-05-25T17:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2011-03-25T00:08:44","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T04:08:44","slug":"xkcd-585","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/25\/xkcd-585\/","title":{"rendered":"xkcd #585"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xkcd.com\/585\">xkcd<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/outreach.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"128\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/25\/xkcd-585\/outreach\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/outreach.jpg?fit=500%2C595&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,595\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"xkcd #585\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/outreach.jpg?fit=500%2C595&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-128\" title=\"xkcd #585\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/outreach.jpg?resize=500%2C595&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"xkcd comic strip\" width=\"500\" height=\"595\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/outreach.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/outreach.jpg?resize=252%2C300&amp;ssl=1 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If it means I get to be chased by a levitating, marauding, balloon-mounted shark <strong>of my own devising<\/strong>, then <em>I want to be a scientist too<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s xkcd. If it means I get to be chased by a levitating, marauding, balloon-mounted shark of my own devising, then I want to be a scientist too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[37],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-webcomics","tag-xkcd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1rmW5-1h","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions\/125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jonathankmack.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}